Mismatched Uniforms

The body parts of your kings were wrapped in newspaper and fed to hungry lions.

Most people lost the plot of the movie, but still swear by the endless media tie-ins.

If the ground floor is taken away, you better learn how to climb quickly.

When a nation forces needless austerity, all health care plans become sickly.

There are no more fair fights from political groan strikes to corporate dirt in the eyes.

Hit squads have impeccable hearing, which means the entire family perishes if the baby cries.

A world full of paranoid hoarders gives birth to the maxim, "Sharing is caring."

Land masses full of angry boarders make passports with a smile more than daring.

Inflation narrows the gap between smart shoppers and opportunistic looters.

Some men kiss their wives in the morning, while others log on to their computers.

The only two things that are inevitable is the word itself and the inexorable pull of death.

So never give into the rhetoric of someone telling you that you are wasting your breath.

Excalibur is not a myth, it is only the boulder that is the clever fiction.

Mt Rushmore is not in need of a fifth, but a Pennsylvania avenue eviction.

Half of us are sleepwalking waiting for an earthquake or a hovering mothership.

Rattle the shoulders of drowsy trekkers awake, and redirect them to another trip.

Do not feel safe when our halls of power export terror overseas.

Their ability to implement the same policy at home is a light breeze.

I can sit in rag weed all day, but if anyone coxes me into apathy, I might sneeze.

When fighting side by side with odd bedfellows, it's going to be a tight squeeze.