Shaved Ice

If I have humbled Medusa with a hissing French braid, how could the flash of a polished amulet deter me?

One angry checkbook can have me missing in an everglade, but what is cash when the alligators prefer me?

Learn to stifle your sneeze, lest you give away your location at a key moment.

Do as you please, but when a jury box learns of your vocation, non will turn proponent.

Weigh my naughty on a scale in case customs changes their carry on policy.

Every man needs a white whale until a hobby mutates into a chilling oddity.

The most formidable adversary I have dangles from my weakest claw.

Either he breaths out of tender mercy, or lives to underscore my character flaw.

Knock down the bowling pins and they will tumble into a machine reset.

Grit your teeth over past sins, or neutralize that jelly fish with vinaigrette.

You are invited to a pizza party where your plus one is the requested topping.

Avoid being fashionably tardy, or find out that hospitality is a bubble worth popping.

Beyond this point, all cellphones, smart watches, and tablet go in this bag.

We are top hats hiding rabbits, and communicable disease is our game of tag.

Life is a pawn shop where you can trade your pain in for an addiction.

If you have enough store credit, you can earn fame for a light affliction.

Your highly allergic to a lifestyle that swears no harm, then does it again.

Here are your real choices, heads is peanuts, tails is a back ordered EpiPen.

You're seated in a dunk tank over flesh eating piranhas, and you're not worried at all.

Your despondence can be traced to child hood traumas made worse by my fast ball.