Strong Instead

I bought an American flag that was manufactured in South Korea.

We are a contentious family like expired Visas on the land of Pangea.

My Yankee Candle burns bright with two wicks I call Sasha and Malia.

I am a mad man without a diary so I guess that makes me half of Madea.

Graduate school said hello to me in half the time it took me to say See Ya.

If I have to be the face that wakes you up from bouts of misery than call me a barista.

I've walked alone inside this pit of danger for so long my nick name should be Batista.

Traffic was back up so I took a shortcut on a high way of ice like Bobby Drake.

Everybody got a look for me, but they don't want a piece like I was free Lobby Cake.

Had to go to the matt over my principles so many times that people think I'm a copy of Kyle Dake.

The Pyramids foretold my birth, but I haven't given a damn for so long that I had to stay away for the Nile's sake.

Every lawyer believes in the guilt of their client, that is why they bargain for a plea deal instead of facing a trail date.

It is more beneficial to unpackage my bars that to see a therapist that will charge you a wild rate.

A knight's bluff is revealed when he aspires to slay the dragon, but then comes to the hunt with mild bate.

Oedipus breast fed too long as a baby setting him up for an epic poem that resulted in a wild fate.

If you want to spoil the end then all you have to do is study the beginning.

Why should the crows be afraid of a scarecrow when he never stops grinning?

Why should God forgive us over the span of our life when we never stop sinning?

Fortune is not a lot different from making a purchase, nothing happens until the shop door starts ringing.