Extra Credit

You were taught that youth has a fountain, but so does bravery.

If you are born in the valley, the thought of a mountain becomes slavery.

I'm old enough to know that a salty response can turn a sweet tooth savory.

My life seems intolerable to you, so even though I am fine, you want to pray for me.

There is no end goal that I am working toward, ten years from now is what any day can be.

Clarity can sometimes feel like a terrible sting, that is because we live in the fog of polite vaguery.

You can have all the ingredients for a cake, but it is pointless outside the necessary work of a bakery.

We can all drop the invincible act, everybody who draws breath cares what their neighbor's think.

The trick is not to care so much that the prospect of their disapproval makes you drink.

The gap between the stars and man can be bridged if you consider me as the missing link.

I am assumed to be narcissistic after saying these things because they always miss my wink.

Consistency is their fetish, so I was forced to step down from the pulpit because of my kink.

A person being unsettled by political opinions is kind of like a vegan wearing a mink.

You can't forsake the water you swim in, for some of you it is as shallow as a sink.

Everyone has sensitivities that they don't want trampled, so tell it to the judge.

The type of truth that is serrated is more than ample, that is the reason I don't budge.