Misdiagnosis

Nobody taught you how to suppress the taboo, however that is not my fault.

I have my eye on her henna tattoo, but if she looks back, the penalty is a pillar of salt.

There is no remedy for how tight my knot ties, least of which is Zen philosophy.

You need a very strong drink to meet my eyes, and no less than ten just to talk to me.

Everyone wants to free you from the past, but that endeavor is next to impossible.

The unbreakable laugh until I sign their cast, my i's can not be dotted and my t's are uncrossable.

My door is wide open, but think twice before a crowd decides to pile in.

I have no problem with being analyzed, but I need the bleeding heart to recase her violin.

Some judge my situation to be unenviable, but that is my city and I am the mayor.

To the life coach that is a millennial, I don't want the pity, and I barely want the prayer.

Let me guess, I suffer from borderline personality or match the profile of an insecure narcissist.

Shoot at the sheriff, and you have to expect the calvary, especially when dealing with a demure arsonist.

These are the life and times of the world's most fascinating zoo animal.

Please check your lighters at the entry, my exhibition is way too flammable.

If you can not see over the lectern, that is because it was designed for my height.

Half truths result in neck burn, leave the sword in the stone, it was assigned for my might.

I'm not going to contemplate death or go the way of material renunciation.

Manifestation is a waste of breath, I can barely manage the pronunciation.

My wish is to give you something much more weightier and deeper.

Name your favorite philosopher from Zeno to Xavier, I am the sleeper.