The Vestments of Execration

The Almighty is recorded to have laughed at his enemies before there was a profession called comedian.

Remember that strength is offensive, so they applaud compromised positions they would rather see me in.

It feels good to slouch your posture in a universe where having a strong backbone comes at a high premium.

My purpose has nothing to do with being agreeable and maintenancing a carefree and fun smile.

The warning shots of polite society are foreseeable, unlike the stroke of midnight on a sundial.

There are warehouses of absurdities, like a car that is not keyable, but things of integrity go into one pile.

Grizzly bears ripped out bovine intestines before you trained them to dance to music and ride a tricycle.

A host can disqualify or co-sign contestants, like an insurance company that may not cover a death by falling icicle.

We have been living on the ledge of vanity for so long that faced with the strain of substance, we would rather die fickle.

Welcome to an amusement park fully staffed by an array of personalities, so long as religion is aptly despised.

Combating intolerance permits us to bypass all formalities, unless it is against God; then none are surprised.

I've known docile types that sidestep harsh realities, but mention one article of faith, and watch how the fur flies.

You are allowed a past that includes being schooled in the divine, just as long as you no longer are in need of a crucifix.

Any kind of problem you struggle with is perfectly fine, but utter the Lord as a remedy, and the editor will resort to tricks.

Forsake your modesty for a nude role with no line, but take a picture of your baptism and you will have to report those pics.

How easy is it to hate the servant, when they felt no remorse in hating the master.

You can learn how to capitulate, or develop a strong independence much faster.

One choice houses a victor's fate, and the other is swift disaster.