Pas Comme Prevu

It is my habit to work backward from the correct answer.

Even your most disciplined socialist will spring for a private dancer.

We constructed our sparkling city state from a single crystalline maxim.

It took me years to discover the chief architect is clueless to it; just ask him.

Instead of wondering why a giraffe's neck is so long, investigate why yours is so short.

Our society is way too litigious, but if you misattribute my quote, I'll still have to see you in court.

If you overstay your welcome, it won't be hard to see it in your company's face.

When your friends switch their major to astronomy, you must give them a little space.

I'm a cowboy that is still working on the whole hat, horse and gun thing.

I'm not an outlaw, but I wish Dak Prescott the best, so I guess that's something.

The world if full of wonder, and at this stage of my life, it still beckons.

My room is a greenhouse of blunder, the result of going too long without a wife I reckon.

Who will suffer this obvious sinner with an open bible?

I tell my opponents to get with the times, but all my affections are tribal.

Can you really call it fine cuisine if delivery takes a picture of your food?

Probably not, but my palate is simple, so it is best to eat and not be rude.

As a human being, how many stars do I get out of a possible five?

Remember before you render your judgement, you must give me one for being alive.