Across the Bow

My affability scores are abysmal, but what is that to well respected marksman.

Skinny dipping stops being fun upon the sudden contact with smooth shark skin.

The buffer zone in any zoo enclosure is created for the spectator's safety.

Double dog dares are the reason why exhibits have been closing down lately.

We all miss your friend, but she wasn't the first to think he had a special connection.

Everyone is a leopard whisperer, that is until they start are screaming for protection.

Within four exchanges, I can methodically take your cover story apart.

I hear very word from your mouth, but I read from the teleprompter of your heart.

A sixteen gallon hat covers a head with thoughts too strong to give you one cup.

My mind races all day long and the newest addition of the DSM simply can't keep up.

You have never been cut into pieces only to be scattered under the flight of circling birds.

My enemies gave me the ability to do that very thing, accept I perform it with my words.

I pieced myself back together through embarrassment and recovery that took a long time.

Some pieces could not be reattached properly, so you probably won't understand this rhyme.

Fences make good neighbors for those who do not have a clue.

Pickled eyes make good party favors, so watch who you are talking to.